A new version of this text that was previously printed as an 11x17 RISO poster/brochure. Now it exists through the Public Collectors imprint as a heavy stock greeting card-format piece with sharp offset printing. This text was written in one coffee-fueled blast of energy the morning of the program Towards A Self Sustaining Publishing Model, organized by Be Oakley of GenderFail and presented on Zoom by Printed Matter on April 2, 2021.

A laundry guide for grungy bike folks and incurable DIYers. 24 pages of research about the history and chemistry of laundry—paired with practical advice about laundry routines and products. Optimized for apartment dwellers who contend with piles of smelly bike clothes.